Always take goods wrapped or packaged in plastic off the top of toaster oven before using toaster oven.
Tape pencil to drawing pad before going out to draw.
A ‘carriage house’ is just another name for “I need some
extra money, think I’ll rent out the top of the garage.”
Keep secondary charger someplace other than back at the
house.
Never walk around someone else’s home without something on
your feet. (Consequently, I wear shoes or slippers all the time!)
Be careful what you post on facebook. One of your 'friends' has already done it faster, better, sooner, longer or cheaper.
‘Cute & Cozy’ means small and uncomfortable.
Never lend your last writing utensil to someone…just say no!
Draft beer IS filled with gas, no matter what they say.
No one cares as much about your adventures as you do so keep it short.
Cheers!

























